Who knew...
That rubber platform boots would be ideal for cleaning up large puddles of sewage in one's basement? Makes sense in hindsight.
Best quotes from the crisis:
Marcus (from Roto-Rooter): Call us right away next time. There's no reason you should be living in raw sewage.
Marcus (from Roto-Rooter, after unwinding a tampon from the end of a 6" bladed auger tip): This was not your problem.
Me (yesterday afternoon, at the end of my rope): This is the beginning of the end... I'm going to get Cholera or something.
Alexis: Just don't drink off of the basement floor.
Me: Now you tell me.
Also, best story from Marcus: He cleaned out the clogged toilet drain of a house belonging to a single father of three teenage daughters (ages 14-17). What was the clog? A massive wad of approximately 150 condoms. Seriously.
(Mom, remember the time I flushed the banana peel? I promise I will NEVER do that again.)
Best quotes from the crisis:
Marcus (from Roto-Rooter): Call us right away next time. There's no reason you should be living in raw sewage.
Marcus (from Roto-Rooter, after unwinding a tampon from the end of a 6" bladed auger tip): This was not your problem.
Me (yesterday afternoon, at the end of my rope): This is the beginning of the end... I'm going to get Cholera or something.
Alexis: Just don't drink off of the basement floor.
Me: Now you tell me.
Also, best story from Marcus: He cleaned out the clogged toilet drain of a house belonging to a single father of three teenage daughters (ages 14-17). What was the clog? A massive wad of approximately 150 condoms. Seriously.
(Mom, remember the time I flushed the banana peel? I promise I will NEVER do that again.)
posted by shagreen at 12:01 PM
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