Tuesday, August 02, 2005

If I had the choice...

I would control where and how sweat runs down my body...

Good Place: Under my arms
Bad Place: Under my breasts

Good Place: In my eyebrows.
Bad Place: Down my cheeks or in front of my ears.

Good Place: Down my calves.
Bad Place: Into my butt (I've been running commando.)

Best Possible Place: Directly down the center of my face - under my nose, over my lips, and dripping off of my chin or lower lip. Balanced, fair, not that ticklish.

There have to be ways to control the flow of liquid - perhaps strategically applied pre-run pencil denting, like pressing in irrigation ditches? (if I water-load, will I be edematous and therefore more dentable?)