Satadru says...

Why don't you just admit that this is all an elaborate scheme to be somewhere with Alexis and have somebody shout: "Is there a doctor in the house?"

To which you will scream, "I'm a Doctor!" and race to get there before Alexis does, and then shake your sadly head and say, "But this isn't an Urban Planning problem..."

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What he doesn't know is that I already do this, that if someone falls, or appears hurt, my instinct is to go tell them what to do. I'm not sure this has anything to do with being a doctor or a pseudo-doctor.