Owen Wilson with Breasts
There is a girl who rides the D1 and looks exactly like Owen Wilson. Right down to the broken nose and the chronically pouty/open mouth.
On him, it's hysterical. On her, being a long, lean slip of a tousled blond, it creates an air of traditional fuckability. Her mouth hangs open and moist, attracting both dicks and flies. I looked over her shoulder at the magazine she was reading: "This Summer: Half Pony-Tails!" Now that's some easy fodder for my hate-machine.
Heavens, how I detest women.
And now, from the annals of deep hypocrisy - I have to run for my 10am pedicure.
On him, it's hysterical. On her, being a long, lean slip of a tousled blond, it creates an air of traditional fuckability. Her mouth hangs open and moist, attracting both dicks and flies. I looked over her shoulder at the magazine she was reading: "This Summer: Half Pony-Tails!" Now that's some easy fodder for my hate-machine.
Heavens, how I detest women.
And now, from the annals of deep hypocrisy - I have to run for my 10am pedicure.
posted by shagreen at 9:43 AM
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