Monday, November 01, 2004

All a-quiver

'Tis the night before elections, and I won't sleep. I have to be at the polls before they open: 6:45am. We'll see if I get the crap beaten out of me, and how many times they make me cry. I'm gonna say four. I predict that I will be made to cry four times tomorrow by mean, bigotted Michiganders.

I was so nervous and addled earlier I put rainbow Kerry stickers all over the dog. Let me tell you, those are good quality stickers...union-made I think. The amount of dog hair pulled out by the adhesive is a testement to the superiority of American goods.